successful .

fiyahhh .

smh .

try being a lady .

i feel like this .

always remembered .

r.i.p aaliyah


i remember dancing in th ' living room trying to imitate your moves . dressing like you .





and your songs still speak to me .

shia , oh shia .

so when you were younger there was always some weird , dorky , nerdy kid that you would never give th ' time of day to , right ? not expecting them to turn into anything that could be fine as fuck . ahhh ... i bet girls used to turn shia labeouf down . look at him now . mmm ... yummy .

late night thoughts .

i'm not a perfect person . i've made bad choices that i wish i hadn't made . still ... i can't seem to regret anything i have done in my life cuhz they have shaped me into th ' person that i am today . th ' type of person that learns from her mistakes to become a better person . th ' type of person who leaves th ' gray skies of th ' past to look at a brighter future . i'm just trying to live my life th ' way that i want . and even though at times my life has felt like it was ruined beyond repair , i'm trying to fix it . one day at a time .

dear kelis ,

i have officially lost all respect for you . asking for money , getting th ' money , and then turning around to ask for more ? smh . what happened to being an independent woman ? gold digger . what did you do to deserve that money ? you married a successful rapper , fucked him , got knocked up and then divorced him . oh you obviously worked so hard . cuhz obviously your music career ain't getting you anywhere . you give women a bad name . i'm not being mean . i'm just being honest . actually i'm being mean . but fuck it . you disappoint me .

sincerely , kaye .

i walk alone .

" The woman who follows the crowd will usually go no further than the crowd . The woman who walks alone is likely to find herself in extraordinary places no one has ever been . "

- unknown .

thinking about th ' future .

when i marry shannon brown , this

is going to be how we spend our nights .

dear th ' hills .

i love your show but this is th ' worst thing that has come out of it .

th ' worst thing .

The worst thing you can do to yourself , is fall for someone harder than they fell for you .

— Unknown

dimepiece x cassie .

interesting collection ...

i want this tshirt tho .

" one pussy you can't fuck with "

ayeeeeeee .

love is in th ' air .

matching " rose " and " yeezy " bracelets .

too cute .

they make a good couple .

famousj.net

everybody should go read my favorite blog .

www.famousj.net

his blog is interesting . it's all over th ' place which

is what i like about it because it doesn't stick to just

one thing . he has very honest opinions about everything

which is refreshing . just go read it so you can see what

i'm talking about . makes me wanna be a better blogger .

stupid .

so i'm stupid . i know i'm stupid . stupid over you . and i'll keep being stupid . cuz being without you would be stupid .

ayeee , nice hat .

i am a girl who likes to rock a fitted from time to time . these hats caught my eye in a good way though . i wouldn't rock it tho . my head has a pretty big size that i'm not trynna put out there for th ' world to see . haha .

pet peeves .

when people call you while you're sleeping and keep trying to make conversation when they know they woke you up . people who flake on plans . thirsty niggas on my sidekick asking for naked pictures . people who take forever to answer your text message that you forgot what you texted them in th ' first place . th ' word SUS . people who constantly complain . [ how ironic ? ] exboyfriends who fucked you over and expect you to come running back to them . myspace rappers . people who said they did something first or heard a music artist first . people who are too broke to actually go anywhere . people who act messy while they are intoxicated . girls who keep complaining about how bad their boyfriends are but still stay with them . guys who think that lil' wayne is th ' best rapper alive . people who ask you to hang out but want you to make plans . hanging out with people that expect you to pay for everything . people who don't learn from their mistakes .

there is more . but i thought i'd stop . my list was getting hella long tho . maybe i'm just a picky or impatient person . i don't think so . i'd like to think that i'm very tolerating of people but some people are just too messy for my liking .

sexy time .

i want to wear this . i wonder what

people would say . but at th ' same

time i really wouldn't give a fuck .

run this town .

th ' official video . not a sneak peek . a
trailer . those get on my nerves .

romantic ideas .

Today my friend texted me today and asked me if i believed in prince charming . Immediately , i said no and she asked me why . I said because fairytales are unrealistic . She said she agreed with me but that she was going to find hers . Righttttt . I love her and everything but I doubt that she will . A real life prince charming ? Doesn't exist . I'm not being cynical , just practical .

According to Wikipedia.Com ;

" Prince Charming is a stock character who appears in a number of fairy tales. He is the prince who comes to the rescue of the damsel in distress, and typically must engage in a quest to liberate her from an evil spell. The name has been given to the heroes of a number of traditional folk tales, including Snow White and Cinderella.

These characters are often handsome and romantic, a foil to the heroine, and are seldom deeply characterized, or even distinguishable from other such men who marry the heroine. In many variants, they can be viewed more as rewards for the heroine rather than characters."

"Prince Charming" is also used as a term to refer to the idealized man some women dream of as a future significant other. "

That's a nice idea right ?

Of course when I was younger I wanted a Prince Charming . Especially th ' one from Sleeping Beauty . Her prince charming could dance .

I grew up though and was faced with th ' reality that there is no perfect guy that's just going to sweep you off your feet . I do believe in th ' idea of soulmates tho . I just don't believe that all people are lucky to find theirs . Yeah my idea of romance flips flops a little . I just don't think that a lot of things are certain in life . I believe that things always happens for a reason .

My idea of soulmates relates mostly to this video . Watch at th ' 2:36 mark .

WARNING : could cause tears .

labeled .

" Every lady ain't no hoe , and every bitch ain't no queen . Every nigga ain't no dog , and every nigga ain't no king . " - J. Cole

they say never judge a book by it's cover . that's what they all say right ? people never listen tho . so what am i ? i'm just me . i've judged people and people have judged me . that's how th ' world works tho right ? it never fails .

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST be after every girl I see.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poverty.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not be responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm JEWISH so I MUST be responsible for killing Jesus Christ.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I'd rather hang out with GUYS so I MUST be a lesbian.

I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a dork.

I'm a GENTLE PERSON, So I MUST be a weakling.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be gay myself.

Im CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gays and jews.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

Im a NUDIST,so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm a GIRL so I MUST be a sex toy.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I told you NO, so I MUST just be playing hard to get.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a hippie.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I am AFRICAN, so I MUST be black.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

when th ' money goes .

jay-z ft . fabolous
i didnt know that jay-z was making a video forthis song . i love this song .
when th ' money goes will th ' honeys stay ?

fuck them .

drake x fader .

first magazine cover .

looking pretty good drizzy .

back in th ' day .

" back in th ' days when i was young i'm not a kid

anymore , but some days i sit and wish i was a kid again . "

th ' good old days . when i woke up early in th ' morning to watch Th ' Mighty Morphin Power Rangers . you know th ' original ones not these copy cats that came out over th ' years . when nickelodeon was th ' absolute shit . Doug , Rugrats , Hey Arnold , Are You Afraid Of th ' Dark , etc . remember that ? when TLC's Crazy , Sexy , Cool was th ' first cd i ever owned . when i had that Spice Girls cassette tape that i always danced to . when they had fucking cassette tapes ! or remember CD players and VCR players . when i would play tetris on my gameboy or sonic th ' hedgehog on my Sega Genesis . when hip hop was great . when mtv played music videos . when everybody was friends with everybody . when people respected each other . when people were nice to each other . when sex was something unknown . when there where scraped knees not broken hearts . when boys had cooties . happier times . when things were good .

i've been reminiscing a lot lately cuhz i feel like when i was younger things were so much different . and i've been feeling old because i see younger people today trying to grow old too quickly . and i guess don't understand that they should enjoy th ' carefree life that they won't get when they're older .

apart from th ' crowd .

a lot of th ' times i can't really stand people . it's why i only have a few real friends i like to hang out with . and it's why i don't go to a lot of parties and function . honestly surrounding myself with strangers who are trying to be all up in my personal space isn't my idea of and ideal way to spend my time . motherfuckers be getting on my nerves . i'm th ' type of person who chills in th ' cut listening and observing what's going on around me , and only speaking when i have something important to say . and i realized that some of th ' people i spend my time with are way different than me and causes me to think why am i even friends with these people . i'm not saying that they're not cool people but that we're just on different pages . like i'm on chapter ten and they still on th ' first page . but what can you do when you've been friends for so long but don't get along th ' same ? we're growing apart but th ' other person is still attached and won't let go . and sometimes i feel uncomfortable around my old friends because we're no vibeing how we used to . i hate this feeling . th ' feeling of not wanting to hang around with people because i feel like i'm on a completely different level than they are . th ' feeling of wanting something more in life . not on my grown tip but actually growing up . and now i just feel like letting go and distancing myself . i've tried and tried before but now it just feels like something that has to be done for real this time .

too late to apologize .

i feel kind of bad for celebrities . they have their whole personal lives out for everybody to see and judge . i'd hate it cuz i don't like my personal business out there unless i put it out there . also they have to deal with people lying on them . i think a lot of people forget that celebrities are real people . like why th ' fuck put them on this pedestal thinking that they can do no wrong . when it's been proven time and time again that they can . naked photos , drunk driving , sex tapes , bad hair days , etc . people get on celebrities for doing these things like it's th ' biggest deal in th ' world . like they haven't done these things themselves or known anybody that has done them . then they have to apologize for it . wtf ?! live life with no fucking regrets . seesh . to me it's not a big deal . yeah it's entertaining for a moment but it's definetly not worth seeing it on every news channel , on magazines in th ' grocery store , hearing it all over th ' radio over and over again . like seesh . get th ' fuck over it . th ' media wears news out to me . like talk about it once to inform th ' viewers and the move on .

yeah i just went on a rant of bullshit . it was just something random swimming in my head .

R.I.P. John Hughes .

Legendary director John Hughes passed away from a

heart attack on a morning walk in New York . He

wrote and directed famous 80's movies such as

The Breakfast Club , Ferris Buellar's Day Off , Pretty In Pink , And Sixteen Candles .

R.I.P

January 18 , 1950 - August 6 , 2009

i'm yours .

i love this song . and it's even better acoustic .

" so i won't hesitate no more , no more

it cannot wait , i'm sure

there's no need to complicate , our time is short

this is our fate , i'm yours "

just because ...

i'm feeling myself .

12:30 in th ' morning . can't sleep . watching my favorite

show , law and order : criminal intent . on th ' mac blogging

my little heart out . no makeup on . hair all tangled . vneck on .

on my twitter step . and i'd say ...

i'm fucking beautiful .

gone .

after every broken heart . it never fails . i'll lay in bed with

this song on repeat . crying myself to sleep . just feel th ' pain .

district 9 .

so my cousin saw this bench and said that you have to

call this number when you see bums on th ' bench

because it's only for humans . [ cue laughter ] yeahh

that was pretty slow of her . but fucking hilarious times

for me and my cousin .

these bench's are all over l.a. and there's signs all over th ' place

too . doing hella promoting of this movie . anyways this movie

looks kinda cool . i'll probably catch it when it comes out .

sale .

wondering if i should call out sick at work for this . haha .

my wifeeee .

say hello to my wifeee jackie . she bomb af .

she vandalizes things for me .

now ya'll wondering if i'm a

lesbian , bisexual , or straight ?

it wouldn't really matter .

i'm in love with love .

so get th ' fuck over it

and stop wondering .

let's get hyphy .

so next week i'm off to san francisco .

i'm excited since i haven't been on a real vacation in forever .

so i'm gonna put my stunna shades on .

shake my dreads . and ghost ride th ' whip .

and get my vans on cuhz they look like sneakers .

sikeeeeee .

i'm an L.A. girl for life .

you're just a baby boy .

Jody : " You're my woman . Them other hoes is tricks .

I make love to you , I want to be with you ,

but I fuck other females occasionally .

I don't know why , I just do .

That's the situation .

You feel better now ?

That's some honesty for you . Deal with it . "

Baby Boy is one of my favorite movies but if a nigga ever said this to me I would be gone . I can't stand cheaters . I'll give him points for being honest though .

good hair .

top ten .

My Top Ten Celebrity Crushes

10TEN : Jeremih

A new kid on th block and certainly not th ' hottest one out in th ' game right now . Something about him appeals to me tho . And he has talent . I think that appeals to me th ' most . He plays th ' piano and sings which is what I want th ' man i marry to do every single night .

9Nine : Common

One of my favorite rappers hands down which is what appeals th ' most to me about him . When he raps I can't help but listen .

8Eight : Russell Simmons

I don't care if he is older than me . He's rich , a generous person , and when he talks , his lisp makes me smile . He dates some of th ' hottest women around . And why not ? He's growing older and still looking good , which not many men can do .

7Seven : James Franco

Talented ? Check . Sexy ? Check . Smart ? Check . He has to be one of th ' most talented actors I have ever seen . He can play either serious or funny roles which is so damn sexy to me . I remember first seeing him on Freaks And Geeks and wanting him so badly because he was th ' bad boy . Those feelings still haven't changed .

6Six : Brian White

He's nice to look at . Real nice to look at . Some eye candy .

5Five : Trey Songz

I swear he has to be th ' sexiest singer alive . His songs are amazing and his voice is amazing . Whether he's singing about fucking or making love he makes it sound so good either way . Plus , he's a freak . And not th ' pee on you kinda way .

4Four : Pharrell

His style makes him so sexy . He is just so uniquely him . I swear th ' word swagger had to be made up just by looking at him . Th ' way he carries himself , th ' way he talks , th ' way he looks , his style , his music , i can go on and on . He is just incredibly sexy .

3Three : T.I.

Sexiest rapper . His voice gives me th ' chills . His smile gives me goosebumps . I've had a crush on him since I saw ' 24's ' on BET . Fell hard when ' Let's Get Away ' came out . Just looking at him makes my panties want to disappear . Top three material definitely .

2Two : Eminem

By far he is my favorite rapper . He is so talented on th ' mic which puts him in th ' top 2 . He probably would've been number one a couple years ago but i feel like he fell off on his game . He jumped up to number two tho after going hard on that Mariah diss . I swear his lyrical delivery is so sick and it helps that he doesn't look so bad .

1One : Shannon Brown

There isn't one person that doesn't know I love Shannon Brown . He looks so damn good and he plays so damn good . He's aggressive on th ' court and an overall amazing player with great potential . He's going to be on th ' Lakers for at least two years which i'm so excited about . My favorite player on my favorite team . I swear i'm going to marry him one day .

stunting like my daddy .

th ' cutest thing ever. who wants to make some babies ?

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til death .

" type of female that will love you to death ;

then leave with no witnesses . "

diamonds are forever .

i want this . even if it is a guys shirt . fuck it .

another five types .

" 5 Types of Men That All Women Hate."

1. Mr. “Spineless”

Can you speak up for yourself just once? That’s what I want to say every time I run into Mr. “Spineless.” In many ways, his act plays out like the beginning of Coming to America, since he’s always saying, “Whatever you like.” And while a woman may enjoy this act for a short period of time, she eventually grows tired of her man not having a backbone.

So my advice to Mr. “Spineless” is speak up for yourself. If you don’t like something, say it. She’ll respect you more in the long run.

2. Mr. “Name-Dropper”

“Hey baby, did you know that Jay-Z and I are in the same Sunday School class? Yeah, he’s my prayer partner so I counsel him on Beyonce. I can introduce you if you’d like.”

And on and on it goes.

If only Mr. “Name-Dropper” would realize that real women are rarely impressed by a man who spends the majority of his time name-dropping. He should stop trying to woo her with who he knows, and instead try wowing her with who he is.

3. Mr. “My Friends Come First”

Let me first say that I’m a strong advocate of both men and women maintaining their friendships while in a relationship. But Mr. “My Friends Come First” seems more concerned with hanging out with his boys than keeping his relationship strong.

Here’s something that he obviously doesn’t know: Those same “friends” would leave him in a heartbeat to be with a good woman. That’s why it’s important to take care of your relationship first. You can always catch up with your friends later.

4. Mr. “Change My Diaper”

When she first met Mr. “Change My Diaper,” she thought she’d be his woman—not his mother. But this man is so immature that she often contemplates claiming him as a dependent on her taxes.

Everything about this guy reeks of immaturity: he doesn’t have a decent job, he doesn’t have any real goals, and his idea of “foreplay” is having his three friends come over to play video games. Yeah, that sounds appealing.

5. Mr. “Tell Me Anything”

Mr. “Tell Me Anything” is such a smooth talker. There’s just one problem though. He never follows through with anything that he says … never. In fact, he’d probably make a great AM radio host, since he’s “all talk, all the time.” She’ll soon grow tired of his eloquent speeches and leave him alone. When that happens, he’ll be left with nothing but the hot air from his words to keep him warm at night.

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