@RevRunWisdom

i got to admit that i'm addicted to twitter. some people have interesting things to tweet and some others don't. a person who always keeps my timeline interesting and inspirational is REV RUN. so i thought i would share my top twenty five latest favorite tweets of his.

1. Listen : This relationship thing is not only about finding the right partner but being the right partner.

2. Stop telling God how big your problems are, and start telling your problems how big your GOD IS!

3. They put a rat in a tub in darkness, he lasted three minutes; same rat, same tub, WITH light. 36 hrs! Stay in the light! I'm just saying.

4. One of the true characteristics of ignorance is arrogance.

5. Say what you want but at the end of the day ALL we have is how we treat each other.

6. If you can't change the things around you, THEN CHANGE THE WAY YOU THINK ABOUT THEM!! Period.

7. This is the secret. "Pray like everything depended on your prayers and work like everything depended on your work".

8. WIN = (W)HAT (I) (N)EED. w.i.n.

9. Again I ask, If winning isn't everything, then why do they keep score? Just a question.

10. You are unique, stop trying to fit in!! THE ONLY PLACE YOU NEED TO FIT IN IS YOUR OWN SKIN!

11. Faith will conect you to the spirit of faith, dear will connect you to the spirit of fear. Choose.

12. Being happy is a habit. Unfortunately, so i being sad. Choose.

13. LOVE YOURSELF enough TO CLEARLY see when people are not good for you. STOP STOP STOP making excuses for folks! Clean up your like!

14. If you're a side chick and you marry that man, remember, that side chick position is now open again. I'm just saying.

15. Ladies and Gentlemen: Never smother your mate, relationships CAN NOT grow in the shade.

16. Those who hate must have once love very deeply.

17. Be around what you TRULY want to be around. That's happiness.

18. Remember. If people aren't adding to you, they're subtracting from you. If they're not multiplying you, they're dividing you. Real talk.

19. People who lie for you, will also lie to you. Please believe it!

20. The key to any lasting relationship is knowing when to be close and knowing when to give room. Just saying.

21. Ladies: Trying to forget someone you love, is like trying to remember someone you never knew... Impossible!

22. Hate will take you further than you wanna go, keep you longer than you wanna stay, and charge you more than you wanna pay.

23. Sadness may cause you to build walls, but don't do it. Those same walls can keep out joy too.

24. You were born with wings, why in the HELL would you prefer to crawl through life?!?! 

25. To cure jealousy is to see it for what it is, a dissatifaction with self.

he has some great insight on life. so if you have a twitter follow Rev Run at twitter.com/RevRunWisdom and while you're at it follow me at twitter.com/abcdefghijkaye.

it's a photoshoot.

" when i look in the mirror and the only one there is me

every freckle on my face is where it's supposed to be

and i know our creator didn't make no mistakes on me

my feet, my thighs, my lips, my eyes; i'm lovin' what i see. "

so i decided to post th ' same picture of me twice. one's edited and th ' other isn't. you should be able to guess which is which. so this blog post is about people editing their pictures to th ' point that they don't even look like themselves. i'm guilty of that obviously. not to alter my appearance but to make th ' amateur pictures i take look more artistic. everybody that knows me knows i look like my picture anyways. some people don't look like their pictures. off myspace, facebook, and etc. i don't really understand people editing themselves to look better cuhz i think it's kind of lame. insecure. fail! and i hear my friends complaining about that all th ' time. in my head i'm thinking well that's what you get for meeting strangers off th ' internet. hahah. but obviously it's really common for people to meet each other off th ' internet especially if you have mutual friends. just know what you're getting into.

mind sex.

" she smiles, i smile. she walks, no she glides softly by me changing night into day. she opens her mouth to speak, and so sounds ring in my head. she speaks, and i want to dance to her rhythm. she moves ever so gently, increasing my desires, as i place my arms around her waist, hold and squeeze unto me, i want to melt into her body, and discover the base of her warmth. her beautiful black body that, no human mind could ever conceive. she's love, she's truth, she's real, as real as the stars that shine in the heavens. as real as the sun that bathes her body, as real as the moon that glows and the birds that sing and the rose that blossoms in spring for she is that rose. and not just any rose, but a black rose, black rose stands tall and stronger than any other plant. a black rose, that stands as creator, of nations of black rose. that never loses her petals, and blossoms all year round. black rose, sweet rose, thornless rose, eternal rose. 

please look my way, please look my way, please look my way, black rose "

candy addict.

learn.

Men suck at eating pussy. Not because they don’t like it but because it’s really fucking hard. You have to learn it. Giving good head is the key to just about everything in life (including getting good head later on), so it’s time we broke it down.

Like this. The secret to giving good head is to read the signs. You could be the best sexual mechanic in the world, but if you can’t read the emotional road signs, you’re going to end up wandering around in a desolate labial wasteland until, eventually, you drop from exhaustion, hot tears of confusion streaming down your face. Think of eating the puss as your way of saying, “although I am about to rock your insides with 3 000 lbs. of explosives, here’s a little intimate treat session to show you how I really feel.” Instead of screaming “OH MY GOD!!” like her baby has been trapped under a car (which is what fucking should do), cunnilingus elicits a more splendiferous “ooohmygodohmygod-ohmygod.” Kind of like being massaged with exotic fruits by a muscular Arab oil sheik. A good mange (that’s French for “eat,” you brutes) is like a thousand years of Saturdays or one of those Flake adverts. Break it down!

BE DOWN

Don’t go down unless you’re down. Unlike fellatio, cunnilingus can never be done as a favor. Doing it when you don’t want to will only bring on the dry heaves. Eat like a pig at the trough and a lot of stupid mistakes get forgiven. DON’T SAY HI TO DRY A dry pussy is an unhappy pussy. If your fingers graze a dry bush, go back to the kissing and hugging for awhile. Just make sure you actually dip your finger between the lips. Sometimes moisture gets trapped between the labia and a little fingerial coaxing is all that’s needed to get the honey dripping. Once you’re sure the beaver is wet, give it a few light, TEASING strokes with your finger. There’s nothing worse than rushing into this, so make sure she’s really begging for it before you get under the covers.

Extra tip: Be like Prince and bring up a wet finger that both of you can share like a 1950s milkshake with two straws.

Important: Don’t play your trump card too soon by putting your fingers all the way inside. This can detract from the upcoming penetration and kill the TEASE factor. Try to remember that 78% of a woman’s pleasure is about YEARNING. Poking it in too soon is sure to put out the fire.

SUBMARINE MISSION FOR YOU, BABY

Once she’s lathered up, it’s time to go down. Get your fingers out of there and don’t touch anything for a bit. Let your lap do a bit of grinding and get some last-minute necking in like you’re going away on vacation. Though it’s very tempting on your way down to pull the blankets over your head like the little mole-man that you are, this is a very bad idea. It gets super hot down there and whipping the duvet off your head and gasping for air ten seconds before she comes is pretty much going to kill the mood. Start by kissing her boobs and stomach and slowly working your way down. Don’t get carried away with those stupid tits, though. That’s something you should have taken care of before the pants even came off. Right now it’s all about the stomach and inner thighs. A little bit of gentle biting is good, but a sure winner is to start at the knee and move towards the muff in a slow, shark-like swoop. Nibble your way right up to the edge of her cunt, then skip across it and head for the other knee. Repeat. Doing this a few times will get her really hot and save you a lot of pussy-eating time in the long run. When you’re just about ready to do the deed, start practicing on that weird crevice next to the lips. Don’t spend too long there or she might start to think that you think that’s the actual cunt. By now she should be DYING for you to make your move. If you’re doing it right, she’ll be moaning and trying to force your head between her legs. STRETCH THIS PHASE OUT until she looks like she’s been holding her breath for three days.

Extra trick: Hover over the bush for about five seconds before the first lick. If you wait longer than that, she might think you’re having second thoughts because it smells bad. Of course, we all knows that motherfucker smells sweeter than a bowl of steamin’ crawdaddies.

Important: Never bite the cunt in any way whatsoever. If this needs more explaining you should probably just stick to jerking off.

PARTING THE RED SEAS

Isolate your playing field. Pubic hairs are to eating pussy what cavities are to dental hygiene. You’re never going to be able to identify all the parts if she looks like that PIL album That What is Not. One hot trick is to get her to spread her lips apart so her pussy is all set up for you like a great big buffet.

THE GRAND ENTRANCE

Do your first lick super slow. It’s good to groan and moan too. It shows you’re digging it while sending microscopic audiophonic vibrations right up her snapper. Start just above the anus and take it all the way to the fur. Do about a dozen of these “St. Bernard licks” before moving on (take it REALLY SLOW, like four seconds per lick). This is a good time to figure out what kind of clit she has. If it’s real sensitive she’ll probably convulse as you pass over it and that means you’re probably in for an easy ride. If there’s no reaction when you graze over her clit, she probably has one of those nerveless little pea clits and you’re in for a thirty-minute session of tongue-tendinitis.

ROCK THE BOAT

Eating pussy is so gentle it can make you feel like a bit of a fag. If you’re getting tired of being ballerina boy, take it out on the clit. Figure out how much abuse it can take without making her uncomfortable and show the little bastard who’s boss. After all, Mr. Elusive is precisely what makes muff diving so difficult. He’s surrounded by labia and, even after you find him, all the pressure can pop him over to the side. All of a sudden you’re giving the pee hole the seeing to of its life. Think of the clit like a tumor in a pile of ear lobes. When you push down on the area he’s the only one that can’t be squished. Once one of your tongue troopers finds him, call for reinforcements. Use your lips to get hers out of the way and focus all your attention into getting him alone. Once you find him, give him a bit of a hard time for trying to hide from you. Frisk him and give him a couple of whacks across the head. More on this punk and his bad attitude later. Extra important tip: The best way to stimulate the clit is to run your entire tongue over it after you isolate it from the lips. The man in the boat should feel the texture of the entire tongue pushing down on his body and his boat.

IDENTIFYING THE CLIT TYPE

After the slow licks it’s time to get this party started. There are essentially two types of clitori. Ones that enjoy a serious going over and ones that don’t. The latter suck about as much as a one-inch penis and you should dump her right away. Extra tip: Clits come in all shapes, sizes and sensitivities, but that doesn’t really tell you much. All of them want to be treated slow and soft at the beginning but the only way to tell if you can go fast at the end is by reading her reactions. This is impossible to teach but just do the best you can. All we can tell you is convulsing means take it ease and “Oh my God” means bring it on.

CLITS THAT NEED A SERIOUS GOING OVER

These are the most fun because you can be creative. Pretend your tongue is the bad cop and the clit is the guy who killed your partner. Separate him from his buddies (the lips) and suck him right up into your mouth. Now he’s on your turf. Keep him erect by creating an air-tight vacuum chamber in your mouth. Slap the little bugger upside the head with one big tongue bonk. He’s not going to tell you shit because he’s a clit and he has no idea what you’re talking about, but kick his ass anyway. After a few teasers and swirling circles, rat-a-tat-tat him senseless like a boxer whacking a speed bag. If she starts freaking out like it’s too much, ease up on the interrogation and go back to the St. Bernard licks. The vacuum is a great way to bring her to orgasm, but it’s a bit much sometimes, so mix things up with some circles around the clit and some tongue fucking. As you’re closing in for the kill, go back to the vacuum and give the suspect a relentless head smacking. Up-and-downies are usually the most effective, but your tongue will get less tired if you throw in a few side-to-sides. When you feel the inner thighs start to shake, this is it. Be repetitive. Do NOT be creative. You’re almost home and this is not the time to start changing tactics.

Extra tip: To keep the rhythm going, try repeating a chant in your head that goes with the movement of your tongue like a Mic Mac Indian (hi-yi-yi-ya, hi-yi-yi-ya, hi-yi-yi-ya). Any inconsistent action may throw her off, killing the mood or at least setting you back a few minutes, which is bad for morale.

Important: Keep going several seconds after her orgasm. Remember, it isn’t over until the hands come down from above and lay you off. If she’s multi-orgasmic you’ll have to keep going until you’ve done the whole routine another four or five times. If you’re not sure what to do, just keep giving her shit until the magic hands come down to pull you off.

CLITS THAT DON’T

Some clits don’t want to be singled out and battered around. These are the boring ones that need to be treated with gentle care. Just do casual St. Bernard licks until she cums, pure and simple. If you’re getting bored try going in some different directions for a while. A good way to keep it random is to spell out different letters of the alphabet with the tip of your tongue. You could be looking at half an hour here pal, and that can be problematic. If you go for that long and she doesn’t cum, you’re going to be in a foul mood, so if it’s too much work, move on. On the bright side, going for thirty minutes is something few people have the patience for, so sticking it out will lead to some payback when period week comes around.

THE CONCLUSION

Once you’re done (totally finished) she’s going to want you out of there pronto because the whole area is sensitive. Instead of leaving, stick out your tongue and lay it down on her like a thick, soggy carpet. Make sure you don’t move it or anything because that can actually hurt her. Just let it sit there like a dead manta ray for about thirty seconds. Then come up and wipe your face like a pirate. You now have a good minute to get the condom on and take her from the quarters of Prince Muhammad Muhammad Saddat to the cockpit of an F-15.

enjoy.

i didn't write this.

i applaud th ' person who did.

i applaud th ' people who are good at eating pussy.

i applaud th ' people who want to learn how to be good at eating pussy.

it's not funny. it's really not.

lmao.

forgive me.

new moon ; th ' aftermath.

maybe i should go join th ' army now cuhz i saw it twice. lmfao. can't help it. i'm a little bit obsessed but i don't really give a fuck.

sinners.

" I hate purity, I hate goodness. I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to their bones. "

- George Orwell

everybody is already corrupt to their bones. i have not yet met one truly honest person. we all sin.

it would be you.

"If you ever took your love away
I can truly say
I'd die right there today
Don't give me the world
I just want my girl.

If I could have anythang
I put it on everythang
That it would be you you you you
I just want you, you, you."

los angeles lakers vs. chicago bulls.

another laker game and this time my best friend randy came along. good times. good game. and of course i got to see shannon brown. but i also found myself crushing on number one on th ' bulls derric rose. he's pretty cute and a good player. i'm a sucker for that. but still th ' lakers are on top. th ' best team right now in my opinion. they are definetly on their way to another championship already. and th ' best player in th ' league right now, kobe bryant, passed kareem abdul-jabbar to become th ' lakers number two all time scorer. greatness, really. i love basketball it's really th ' best sport to play and watch. seesh i can't wait til th ' next laker game.

p.s. that video up there is of shannon brown playing because yessss i am obsessed and i don't care.

new moon.

new moon came out today. tonight at seven. i'm so excited to see it. and even more excited because th ' tickets weren't sold out. most likely because th ' movie theater next to my small town in th ' valley is relatively unknown. oh well. i'd rather see th ' movie than care where i'm seeing it. woot woot. TEAM EDWARD.

toni braxton ft. trey songz - so yesterday

good song. plus trey songz and shannon brown are in this video.i give a thumbs up for toni braxton.

pink cars.

i swear there is nothing i dislike more than pink cars. except maybe those cars that are shaped like a box. i understnad that pink is your favorite color and your life's goal was to be barbie but i have yet to find a pink car that actually looked good. i don't care what kind of car it is. it just doesn't look good.

laker state of mind.

so i feel pretty lucky that i have gone to a couple laker games. any laker game i get a chance to go to i'm there. especially since shannon brown is a laker now. last night was a great game against th ' detroit pistons and even though it wasn't as exciting as th ' playoff season i still loved being there. i took a bunch of pictures. of course, a lot of shannon brown pictures. i can't help it. he's such an amazing player and i have th ' biggest crush on him. plus, watching kobe bryant play is always an experience. on top of it all i got some free tacos from jack in th ' box. so over all it was a great night. i have such an los angeles state of mind.

hello mr. pattinson.

i must admit i'm into all th ' twilight hype. and robert pattinson is looking pretty good these days. my attraction to him is most likely because of him playing Edward Cullen. it is what it is.

break up to make up.

When I kiss you so good
Why would you wanna break up?
When this loving is so good
Why would you wanna break up?
When I hit that so good
Why would you wanna break up?
When this feeling is so good
Why would you wanna break up?

something i don't understand is th ' reason why couples break up so often just to make up. people are so much in love one day and then break up th ' next just to get back together th ' day after that. it seems that people don't feel like working out through their problems. they would rather take th ' easy way out. i feel like breaking up and making up doesn't make sense.
there's different scenario's of couples that break up to make up.there's th ' scenario that you heard something through somebody who heard from somebody and believed it without getting your bf's/gf's side of th ' story. so you guys break up and you hear that what you heard isn't true and then you make up. problem with that is that you have a lack of trust in your relationship. fact is that there are people who don't want you and your significant other together. people will say anything because they want to be th ' one with you or your bf/gf. now if you're really in love then it wouldn't matter what people were saying. that's how i feel. another outcome of that scenario is that what you hear is true. you argue and break up. but you're really in love with that person that you forgive them and you guys make up. ohhh God. if a person cheats on you then they will most likely do it again and basically it will be very hard for you to trust them again.
another scenario is that you break up with your bf/gf because you found someone else. then that relationship doesnt work out and you go running back to your ex. wow. that's an awful thing to do to a person. i feel that if a person does this then that relationship isn't going to work out. obviously you're just waiting it out with a person because you don't want to be alone. then th ' next time you find somebody else then you're off again. terrible situation.
th ' lesser of all th ' scenario's is th ' fact you guys keep fighting over stupid stuff that you fix all th ' problems by just breaking up with each other. a break up could be avoided if a couple would just talk and try to work things out. if you and your significant are really in love then it should be worth at least that.
that's just my opinion. not at all facts.

katt williams.

so katt williams got arrested th ' other day for breaking and entering into a home. wtf? shit is weird to me. this mugshot is th ' most hilarious mugshot i've ever seen though. hair not permed with a big cheesy ass smile. he doesn't even look like himself. seesh. only katt williams.

never really know.

i very much dislike how people act differently around me when we're alone than when we are around other people. i'm wondering who's th ' real person inside. all of that switching attitudes is so very fake to me. and then you get to know somebody and you think you know what type of person they are. then th ' disappointment comes when you find out that who they are is completely different. that kind of thing gets me so mad. or maybe i get mad because they've changed so drastically. they've become a different person then th ' person that you liked in th ' first place. and i'll sit here and wish that they could be a better person than what they've become. but it's not my place anymore. and it sucks. it really sucks. they're not in your life anymore but you still care no matter what and you don't know why. sometimes i wish i could just go back in time to where that person was still th ' same person i cared about and knew inside out. but wishes don't come true. it's just reality.

drowning.

i get that sometimes you can lose yourself in sombody. it's hard. but somehow you feel that they are worth it. that all th ' drama and pain you go through is worth it. and maybe you'll be right. but what if you find out that you're wrong? you'd probably still try.

invented sex.

wow. just wow.