Monday, August 3, 2009

top ten .

My Top Ten Celebrity Crushes

10TEN : Jeremih
A new kid on th block and certainly not th ' hottest one out in th ' game right now . Something about him appeals to me tho . And he has talent . I think that appeals to me th ' most . He plays th ' piano and sings which is what I want th ' man i marry to do every single night .

9Nine : Common
One of my favorite rappers hands down which is what appeals th ' most to me about him . When he raps I can't help but listen .

8Eight : Russell Simmons
I don't care if he is older than me . He's rich , a generous person , and when he talks , his lisp makes me smile . He dates some of th ' hottest women around . And why not ? He's growing older and still looking good , which not many men can do .

7Seven : James Franco
Talented ? Check . Sexy ? Check . Smart ? Check . He has to be one of th ' most talented actors I have ever seen . He can play either serious or funny roles which is so damn sexy to me . I remember first seeing him on Freaks And Geeks and wanting him so badly because he was th ' bad boy . Those feelings still haven't changed .

6Six : Brian White
He's nice to look at . Real nice to look at . Some eye candy .

5Five : Trey Songz
I swear he has to be th ' sexiest singer alive . His songs are amazing and his voice is amazing . Whether he's singing about fucking or making love he makes it sound so good either way . Plus , he's a freak . And not th ' pee on you kinda way .

4Four : Pharrell
His style makes him so sexy . He is just so uniquely him . I swear th ' word swagger had to be made up just by looking at him . Th ' way he carries himself , th ' way he talks , th ' way he looks , his style , his music , i can go on and on . He is just incredibly sexy .

3Three : T.I.
Sexiest rapper . His voice gives me th ' chills . His smile gives me goosebumps . I've had a crush on him since I saw ' 24's ' on BET . Fell hard when ' Let's Get Away ' came out . Just looking at him makes my panties want to disappear . Top three material definitely .

2Two : Eminem
By far he is my favorite rapper . He is so talented on th ' mic which puts him in th ' top 2 . He probably would've been number one a couple years ago but i feel like he fell off on his game . He jumped up to number two tho after going hard on that Mariah diss . I swear his lyrical delivery is so sick and it helps that he doesn't look so bad .

1One : Shannon Brown
There isn't one person that doesn't know I love Shannon Brown . He looks so damn good and he plays so damn good . He's aggressive on th ' court and an overall amazing player with great potential . He's going to be on th ' Lakers for at least two years which i'm so excited about . My favorite player on my favorite team . I swear i'm going to marry him one day .

stunting like my daddy .

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til death .

" type of female that will love you to death ;
then leave with no witnesses . "

diamonds are forever .

i want this . even if it is a guys shirt . fuck it .

another five types .

" 5 Types of Men That All Women Hate."

1. Mr. “Spineless”

Can you speak up for yourself just once? That’s what I want to say every time I run into Mr. “Spineless.” In many ways, his act plays out like the beginning of Coming to America, since he’s always saying, “Whatever you like.” And while a woman may enjoy this act for a short period of time, she eventually grows tired of her man not having a backbone.

So my advice to Mr. “Spineless” is speak up for yourself. If you don’t like something, say it. She’ll respect you more in the long run.

2. Mr. “Name-Dropper”

“Hey baby, did you know that Jay-Z and I are in the same Sunday School class? Yeah, he’s my prayer partner so I counsel him on Beyonce. I can introduce you if you’d like.”

And on and on it goes.

If only Mr. “Name-Dropper” would realize that real women are rarely impressed by a man who spends the majority of his time name-dropping. He should stop trying to woo her with who he knows, and instead try wowing her with who he is.

3. Mr. “My Friends Come First”

Let me first say that I’m a strong advocate of both men and women maintaining their friendships while in a relationship. But Mr. “My Friends Come First” seems more concerned with hanging out with his boys than keeping his relationship strong.

Here’s something that he obviously doesn’t know: Those same “friends” would leave him in a heartbeat to be with a good woman. That’s why it’s important to take care of your relationship first. You can always catch up with your friends later.

4. Mr. “Change My Diaper

When she first met Mr. “Change My Diaper,” she thought she’d be his woman—not his mother. But this man is so immature that she often contemplates claiming him as a dependent on her taxes.

Everything about this guy reeks of immaturity: he doesn’t have a decent job, he doesn’t have any real goals, and his idea of “foreplay” is having his three friends come over to play video games. Yeah, that sounds appealing.

5. Mr. “Tell Me Anything”

Mr. “Tell Me Anything” is such a smooth talker. There’s just one problem though. He never follows through with anything that he says … never. In fact, he’d probably make a great AM radio host, since he’s “all talk, all the time.” She’ll soon grow tired of his eloquent speeches and leave him alone. When that happens, he’ll be left with nothing but the hot air from his words to keep him warm at night.

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